original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via illusionsneverchanged)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via tresdoux-deactivated20181106)

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

(via tresdoux-deactivated20181106)